Shifty Sailors’ Home Port
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Washington, Washington,
come to the land of the rhododendron.
we got the, gooey duck and the mountain range,
the red delicious apple and the, boeing plane
Over the mountains and the waters blue
the founding fathers and the mothers too (sing!)
soon as we get off the trail
we’re gonna build us a zoo and a monorail (oh!)
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They built a great rotunda
everybody got undah (it’s raining)
founding fathers with vision clear
named our capitol after their favorite beer (oh!)
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A major portion, to say the least
of our fair state lies to the east
a substantial peninsula to the west
completes the state that we love the best (oh!)
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A land without the alligator
no tsetse fly and no tornado
no pyramid no irish stew
whatever you got, we don’t want it too (oh!)
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A land without the mango tree
flamingo, dingo or killer bee
no pesky sunshine to spoil the view
whatever you want we don’t got it too (oh!)
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South of the border down washington way (olay)